So, who wants to help ... to take refuge in the Cellar?

Rather depends what they’re responsible for. If it’s providing another adder to have a go at Adam - ideally taking out Broody as well - then I’m all for it.

We could do with an entomologist, too, to provide the scorpions for Pip and WR. It would be totally unethical to risk poisoning a snake.

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We need a Boomslang. They are stunningly beautiful and they eats eggses and are very good indeed at spotting them (please cover the ears of your happy little flock, joe; I wish them nothing but good. But thanks to you know who, they are unlikely to be troubled by snakes, of course).

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Let’s not mess around with half measures. One bite from an Inland Taipan is enough venom to kill 100 people. It’s Australian, of course.

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“Deadly Boomslang Snake Venom Makes You Bleed From All Of Your Orifices Until You Die”


A bit like listening to Pip & WR, then.

There would appear to be a fine line between scientific curiosity and idiocy:

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Well, okay. I’d get that ‘pretty face’ totally ratted, so that its poison could be something we may recognise.
Soo xx

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Why not just milk the snake and we could have a huge dedding

Why are Aussie beasts so venomous?

And the non venomous beasties are equipped with huge sharp teeth
P

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How’s the Nedake, Twellsy?
Soo xx

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There’s actual Blue out there today.

And frost.

That calls forra

yardarm

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Grey here

I am orf shopping with my rehab assistant

This includes beer buying

Happy old bat here

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Oi! Who are you staring at?

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That is one of the loveliest and strangely weird but also gorgeous pics I’ve ever seen, joe. Fab.
Soo xx

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That’s a once-in-lifetime sort of photo, isn’t it.

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It really is and I have been glad ovvit, Fishers.
Soo xx

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Gorgeous wee chick and mum

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Oof
Greetings from Sneeze Central

My services were not required at the showroom, as deliveries were expected, & a meeting at Lunchtime.

I donned my Middle 'Normous Nat -& accompanied BiL to the funeral
It has been an Beeeyooootiful day here, after a perishing frosty start

BiL has gorn & bought me some Ciroc Vodka (!)

That will be tried tomorrow evening…

Carinthia.xx

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You can have a slammer today, if you want…

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The Estonia Vodka is running low & should definitely be enjoyed while we still have it…

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Possibly that way of thinking is why it is running low. No, no, I’ll waive my fee…

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Declines on Chaise
Accepts Slammer in aGrateful Manner…

Carinthia. xx

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And will you also waive the tortoise? (Extra time in the gin* lake for anyone who knows the reference)





*Or preferred alternative

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