A Christmas prediction thread

Just on the off-chance that we need one of these…

My predictions.

Yo-Yo Knickers will tell Justin she doesn’t love him and cancel the wedding to Justin, and rush off to be with Matt.
Only to find Matt with another much younger and prettier woman who he introduces to YYK as his future wife and tells YYK they’re just off to Ecuador for Christmas.

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What on earth is the point of this thread? Christmas will no doubt continue to happen despite my and every right-thinking other’s best efforts. There really are no points to be had for predicting Christmas. Even - or indeed especially - if it should happen to fall on a day.
And the Elliott-Bellamy nuptials going tits-up is about as sure a punt.
Yrs, never shy of stating the obvious
Gus x

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Look at it this way, Rocky. It’s provided you with something else to have a moan about.

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Spoilt for choice, then, lucky wee me.
It’s still going to happen, though, innit? Christmas, I mean. Well then. Good luck to you and yer thermals.

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This years pantomime… Mama Mia

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Babes in the (first available) Womb

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Those thieving Grundys, stealing Holly from GG to flog around the village.

Pip, being the most amazing success, at the pantomime.

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Gideon receives a Christmas present from Rob… Just to remind everybody that he’s still a player (and to remind us listeners that when So’C returns to further boogie about turning TA into a cheap and tacky, kid’s soap. He’ll be back too.)

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It’s being so cheerful as keeps you going, I expect, Useders dere.

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How did you Gus, guess?

I like to spread enlightenment to the peasants.

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