Should have thought of that eight months ago
It’s not the sleeping that’s the problem…
True. It’s the breathing.
Yes. It’s so … persistent.
The pillow between the knees thing works though. And I am definitely not pregnant. I am also definitely not Pip.
Well, good for Gran for giving her lots of fibre: she will shit most spectacularly all over the hospital when the Gharstly Heir is birthed.
If anyone was having a respectable late supper, double sorry. But [this kind of thing] happens.
With any luck she won’t stop until she’s a skin balloon, all hot air and nasty smell.
Might not take all that long, really.
No change there, then.
It just occurred to me that maybe Jill did give the advice back then, but Pip misheard and thought she said “pillock”