Another small quibble

Jazzer was born in 1984, and did not live in Ambridge until about 2006.

Tracy was born in 1975 and lived in Ambridge.

How did Jazzer know anything whatever about what Tracy did when she was fourteen?

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It was probably still written on the walls of the bus shelter or wherever… Along with her price list.
But a fair point, o Fish.

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Mysterious Scotsman Powers. All primitive native peoples have 'em.

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Mair a primitive expat, pal.

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Has anyone updated Tracy’s price list?

What with inflation and so on…

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I should think inflation is more than compensated for by the decline in her attractions over the years. By now she’ll be offering BOGOFs, at least.

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By this point she should have built up a list of reliable regulars.

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And her clients would lack the stamina to claim their BOGOF I should think

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“Who gave 50p?”
“All of them”

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