"Anyone who leaves a gate open deserves what's coming to them"


#1

Unending praise and eventually a farm?


#2

Yup!


#3

No, now, be fair: Josh broke down a fence and she promised faithfully that in exchange for him doing the milking, she’d mend the fence; then she didn’t bother and the IBR in the cows her mother had bought for no particular reason spread through the village.

No gate was involved.