Archers Hospital rules

  1. NO member of the Archers clan suffers any delay in treatment

  2. No restrictions of visiting by other members of the clan

  3. Flowers are encouraged for cluttering up the ward round Archers clan beds

  4. No bed shortages where Archers are concerned

Any more?

  1. You shall be in a coma/unable to speak to your friends and relations for days if not weeks. (I think Tony holds the record: he was out for months.)


Basic self-defence, innit.

  1. Unusually quiet / private rooms.


Apart from an insanely fast heart-monitor going at a rate nobody’s ever did when they were in a coma.


No, Fishy - she was reversing.