Headline: “Emma makes a breakthrough.”
Emma did no such bloody thing. Emma did nothing at all to make anything improve. Emma listened as Will said, “I shouldn’t have said what I did,” and replied, “No, you shouldn’t have.”
She has no idea how to accept an apology. Graceless cow.
Similarly Archers summary for 26 Apr 2018
Headline “Shula makes a fresh start”.
No, she didn’t. Alistair came back to the Stables; Shula did nothing whatever.
'S 'cos it’s a matriarchy, innit.
Or because they have the work experience slaves doing the summaries.
We have been told that the scriptwriters do the summaries.
This one is clearly not up to the job.
We might have been told that but do we entirely believe it? I mean, it’s credible that the SWs don’t necessarily all listen to each other’s weeks, but that they don’t read their own scripts is a hard notion to get my limited little head around.
I think they sometimes fail to realise that what they have written, which seems obvious to them, might be open to more than one interpretation.
Er, that’s a fairly basic writing skill, innit?