When Natasha tripped over Tom’s unobtrusive tool (he would have had to take some at least upstairs to hang - sorry - the blasted cabinet) she was reportedly hit in the ‘lower stomach’. Is the wumman a ruminant or what?
Also, any EPU worth its salt, particularly at the moment, would tell them nicely to feck off. Not sure Stimpson knows or cares much about the gestational/obstetrics dimension of things, though.
Or about flat-pack furniture and the assembly of same – with a hammer.
Or anything much else really, apart from general unpleasantness.
Well she’s certainly a cow
But a prize winning cow as she was/is a Nuffield scholar
How does one choose amongst the herd of cows that populate Ambridge?
Ruth Jenny Kate Alice Soosan Peggy Elizabeth Pipsquawk Jolene for starters
I think it depends on what you are choosing the cow for - burgers, prime steak or just to keep the randy old bull company?
Making Tom a Prize Bore