Please sod off back to the Costa del Prole soonest, taking your faux concern with you.
Over.
Please sod off back to the Costa del Prole soonest, taking your faux concern with you.
Over.
Seconded. She was syrupy and 'orrible, and sounded utterly insincere to my ears. If her real concern is for the Poor Little Mite, why the hell doesnât she offer some practical help or even any suggestions?
But then I never âgotâ the woman the first time we heard her, shortly after Nicâs death, when she sounded as though she couldnât care less about it. Nilssonâs âWithout Youâ was playing in the background (Keri episode, obviously) and she never wavered - a song like that can still have me in tears so much later. Huh! âI care about you, Willâ, âI care about the kidsâ, âMy daughter? Who?â.
Oops! Youâll gather it touches a nerve. Still, if you can suggest a suitable fate for her, Gus, I might find that therapeutic!
Falling pissed off a hotel balcony in some concrete resort?
My other thought might be construed as tactless.
Good, but only if it is a very very high balcony (so she has a long time to think on the way down) and she lands on something sharp and pointy.
ps Never worry about being tactless with me.
She fair grated on me too: âSorry, Will love, Mia says youâre dead to her and if I hear the PoorLittleMite is unhappy, Iâll get the social on to you. But donât forget I care about you.â
Worse than that, the oozy witch made cheese sandwiches for âdinnerâ, dammit.
That was plain weird. Like Clarrie saying âpassedâ. Surely no one calls sandwiches âdinnerâ even if they would call having your main meal at midday âdinnerâ.
We have barely heard her or heard of Bev since last March, when she stayed overnight with Will and talked with Clarrie about arranging Nicâs funeral.
Her only reported action since then seems to have been telling Will a couple of months later that Andrew was planning to go to a solicitor to find out about his rights as a father to take Jake and Mia away.
Sure she cares about Will! In a pigâs eye.
Now thereâs an episode where I wouldnât mind them bringing back the AmEx âinterior monologueâ
It has only just occurred to me what a strange phrase that is. Mites are certainly little and I donât imagine theyâre often either rich or lucky, but who the hell feels sorry for the nasty little things?
Sorry, a bit off the subject there.
And why not?
Personally I feel it is an admirable description of Mia, though as yet I have nothing in particular against the silent Poppy.
Isnât it just conveying - with redundancy - the idea of a very small thing?
Wayhey! Poppy is the Widowerâs Mite, innit?
Ouch!
âŚI agree (âŚhaving âpassedâ sounds more like something to do with flatulence) (âŚat least to these old ears), so when anyone says âthey diedâ, I remind them that one doesnât just die, but one âups and diesâ (âŚwhich (IMNSHO) sounds more positive and with intent of purpose!) (âŚjust sayinâ)
Brilliant. She will always be the Widowerâs Mite to me now, even when sheâs the size of Clarrie. (ie XXL)
Agreed. See also âlateâ (for what?), âgoneâ (where?) and âlostâ (satnav not working?). Itâs dead ffs.
âPassedâ always makes me think of âPippa Passesâ, which in the context of death would be absurd.
Passed wind, passed an exam, passed another car â all these are fine, but if it is to mean died it needs a qualifier: passed over, short for passed over to the other side, or passed on, short for passed on to a better place.
Bare âpassedâ seems to have come in in the USA some time in the 1990s.
Although a change to the spelling would fix it. âHeâs pastâ is fairly unambiguous, I think.
When I lived in Greece a friendâs husband had a heart attack and a few days later I went with her to the hospital to see him in his usual place in the ICU and his bed was empty! Alarmed, we caught sight of his doctor, who spoke excellent English, and asked where he was and the doctor replied, âHe is goneâ. Turned out he was doing so well he had been moved to a regular ward. But my friendâs heart must have skipped a few beats.
At the time, we were both thinking that âgoneâ meant âgone to meet his makerâ especially as the doc said âis goneâ. âHas goneâ sounds more active.