I had quite decided that the ‘shocking favour’ asked of Helen was going to be "Can you get me three litres of own-brand vodka. To make sanitizer. To keep CHRIS’S BABY safe’.
But hurrah! that Kirsty June (June? really?) has finally got hitched. She’ll be in it up to her neck when Plod comes calling. Confiscation of property, the lot.
Deep joy. Not that she has much property, but still…