# Can we bump Lily off please? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Archers\ **Created:** [17 November 2019 19:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390 "2019-11-17T19:13:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 November 2019 19:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/1 "2019-11-17T19:13:57Z")
Slowly and painfully ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [17 November 2019 19:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/2 "2019-11-17T19:18:05Z")
I was going to start a thread with the header WELL SAID JOHNNY! It was about time she got an earful about that. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [17 November 2019 19:26 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/3 "2019-11-17T19:26:56Z")
He’s still a pillock, though. ---
**Author:** ![JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/justjanie/32/42_2.png) [@JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/JustJanie)\ **Post date:** [17 November 2019 20:40 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/4 "2019-11-17T20:40:36Z")
If only Oliver had given Elizabeth a similar flea in her ear. Ha, wait, he could have flung the same ‘home wrecker’ epithet at the Widderbeth, what a missed opportunity! ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [17 November 2019 22:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/5 "2019-11-17T22:30:22Z")
Roll on the day when Russ goes after even younger prey than Lily I will enjoy every minute of Lily’s heartache If it’s off air Listening to the wailing would be over and above the call of duty ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [17 November 2019 22:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/6 "2019-11-17T22:31:44Z")
Oh, I think I could stand it. Especially if his prey was Poppay-Pore-Littul-Mite. Mia’s no use: she’d still be on the blob. Not for the drama, you understand, but for the outraged wittering that would ensue online. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [18 November 2019 08:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/7 "2019-11-18T08:34:56Z")
> [@3Wells](#): > > Listening to the wailing would be over and above the call of duty I would love every minute of it. Rarely was misery more deserved. > [@Gus](#): > > Especially if his prey was Poppay-Pore-Littul-Mite Oh! Brilliant idea, yes please. Hang on though, she is a little young, even for Russ. I’m not sure I can wait that long for Lily’s comeuppance. ---
**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\ **Post date:** [18 November 2019 08:44 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/8 "2019-11-18T08:44:50Z")
Molly Button? I’ll stick with what I said when he first turned up. > “Hello there” she said with her hand to her brow > “I’m the one you’ll meet after the one you know now > There’s no room inside here to show you us all > But behind me the queue stretches right down the hall > For the damned there is always a stranger > There is always a beautiful stranger” [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Butt2hVdyzg) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [20 November 2019 19:17 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/9 "2019-11-20T19:17:30Z")
Going back to the title of this thread, the need for an off-bumping became a great deal more acute during her conversation with Pat. She is a poisonous, hypocritical, _brainless_ little bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [20 November 2019 19:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/10 "2019-11-20T19:21:04Z")
Yes, calculated to make Pat ask Johnny awkward questions, wasn’t it. ---
**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\ **Post date:** [21 November 2019 05:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/11 "2019-11-21T05:57:36Z")
Lily being so caring that she has to try and spoil her cousin’s relationship by hinting nearly caused defenestration of the radio Please can we dedd her And Russ can move on to Elizabeth until Molly and Tilly Button become legal ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [21 November 2019 10:19 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/12 "2019-11-21T10:19:08Z")
I wonder whether this really is what Tim Stimpson thinks caring about someone else looks like. If so, I pity his friends. ---
**Author:** ![SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/sturmeyarcher/32/1649_2.png) [@SturmeyArcher](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/SturmeyArcher)\ **Post date:** [21 November 2019 11:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/13 "2019-11-21T11:13:16Z")
> [@Fanta](#): > > I pity his friends. …Stympleton has _ **friends** _? …er, wot? _(…shome mishtake, surely? (Shirley))_ ---
**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\ **Post date:** [21 November 2019 11:32 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/14 "2019-11-21T11:32:42Z")
Very few people don’t, Sturmers. I don’t suppose that he has none. ---
**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\ **Post date:** [21 November 2019 11:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/can-we-bump-lily-off-please/2390/15 "2019-11-21T11:34:27Z")
I just hope he doesn’t treat his friends the way he wrote Lily as treating hers. Or he probably won’t have them much longer.