Champagne truffles for Lily


#1

For her birthday, bought from Pat and Tony at the farm shop by Russ.

Yet only a couple of days ago Pat was stunned and bowled over by the wonder of Natasha’s hamper for her containing (gasp) champagne truffles! Didn’t she know that she sells them (for £17.99) in the shop in which she works?


#2

I was wrong, in fact. That was just what the Lowfield summariser wrote, not what was broadcast. As you were, pigs.


#3

Tetchy…


#4

Were you?


#5

< sound of distant but fortissimo and hearty raspberry >


#6

I kinda took the pig reference as more ovva ‘that’ll do, Pig’:


I really like this film, not least because Farmer Hogget looks almost exactly like my Grandad (the sheep farmer).
Champagne truffles are a total waste of time, imo.
Soo xx

#7

Why not just have the champagne, and the truffles?


#8

That’s my kinda combination, Hedgers.
Makes sense to me.
Soo xx


#9

Shurely no one’s forgotten the original “As you were, pigs”, from Jazzer?


#10

Och, joe, you’re so Archers.
Yes, I had.
Soo xx


#11

So had not I, which was why I wrote it.


#12

But, Farmer Hogget and everything…Ach, weel, we are all friends, here.
Soo zzzzz


#13

I hadn’t forgotten but was just being, most uncharacteristically, awkward.