Writer … Adrian Flynn
Director … Gwenda Hughes
Series Editor … Alison Hindell
David Archer … Tim Bentinck
Ruth Archer … Felicity Finch
Josh Archer … Angus Imrie
Kenton Archer … Richard Attlee
Brian Aldridge … Charles Collingwood
Jennifer Aldridge … Angela Piper
Debbie Aldridge … Tamsin Greig
Neil Carter … Brian Hewlett
Susan Carter … Charlotte Martin
Alice Carter … Hollie Chapman
Justin Elliott … Simon Williams
Rex Fairbrother … Nick Barber
Toby Fairbrother … Rhys Bevan
Emma … Emerald O’Hanrahan
Anisha Jayakody … Anneika Rose
Alistair Lloyd … Michael Lumsden
Jim Lloyd … John Rowe
Adam Macy … Andrew Wincott
Kate Madikane … Perdita Avery
Robert Snell … Graham Blockey
Lynda Snell … Carole Boyd
Hannah … Helen Longworth
oh buggering hell, she won’t have buggered off until at least mid next month. Chris, dear Fish, that half-birthday might have to be postponed.
But then I look at the rest of that line-up and I ask myself ‘do you give a stuff?’
‘You do not!’ the cry bounces back.
A murrain, as I may well previously have said, on the lot of them. Murrainier toward the top of the list, reaching peak murrain at positions three, five and 14, never mind 18
Oh, and Hannah can bugger off too.
“Why?” you cry.
Just besoddingcause, all right?
Pip, however, is mercifully silent. And I’m quite looking forward to hearing what Debbie might have to say. Will she be pro Brian or not?
Why should anyone(except Brian, who seems bemused by her in an not entirely healthy or non-incestuous way) care what Debbie, the half-a-French-degree agrigenius, has to say about anything? May the power that orders the planets rot her socks also.
Dunno why they should, just hope they do! At the very least I hope Debbie tears Kate off a strip and asks what happened to her, Debbie’s, investment.