Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update Jan 26-31

The Police make yet another swoop on the village. Borsetshire Police now have an entire ops room - full of maps, mug shots and furrow-browed Officers - entirely given over to the nest of thieves and varmints that is Ambridge. This time, they’ll be screeching to a halt outside Brookfield, but which particular Archer will they be after?
Kirsty continues to walk round in a rosy glow, but the dark force currently controlling Ambridge won’t let that last.
Kate carries on herding unwilling villagers to her dodgy enterprise, Spiritual Home - with young Xander as her latest victim - while Johnny cracks on along his own path to self improvement.
Meanwhile Fiona turns up (and turns out to have a secret), Neil gets an offer, and takings at The Bull take a dip.

Thanks to Maggiesaes of ‘The Archers in Mustardland’




Pip, for what the actress has done to the profession of radio acting, Shirley ?


That’s surely no way to talk about that nice Mr Howe.

“Johnny sell crack, and I don’t care…”