Debate rages at Home Farm, there’s a spanner in the works for Akram, and Alice has a big decision to make.
Thanks to LadySusan of The Ambridge Reporter
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Speaking purely for myself, I’d prefer a spanner in the mouth for Pa Akram but one can’t have everything.
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I haven’t the energy to waste on Akram. I need to save myself for hating Alice, who is in this week.
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Pacing yourself, very wise.
You deal with Alice, I’ll do what I can with whoever gets up my nose in addition to the not at all patronising set of positive traits allied to a really annoying delivery family man and all-round good egg, did we mention he’s a Muslim, sodding plumber.
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Chris, save a little something for Chris. I foresee some platitudes coming, reassuring Alice what a wonderful mother she is and how she certainly hasn’t harmed Martha by necking vodka by the bottle for half her pregancy, oh no, certainly not. Maaarthurr is fine, just fine!
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Donkey-bothering pillock.
You forgot ‘bright as a button’, Janie dear. Which invites the question’Which one?’
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On the other hand I rather enjoyed Brian’s take on the matter if I put my own interpretation on it. It amounted to ‘So, you’re worried Martha will be less than the full shilling because you drank like a tankful of fishes for half the pregnancy? Look at it this way, chilren are a crap shoot. Jennifer didn’t drink to excess ever and look at how awful you lot turned out.’
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“Ah, I see she’s got the family tentacles. Argh!”
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