# Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update May 21st-26th

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**Category:** The Archers\
**Created:** [20 May 2023 15:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/daily-mail-weekend-magazine-archers-update-may-21st-26th/4512 "2023-05-20T15:38:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/justjanie/32/42_2.png) [@JustJanie](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/JustJanie)\
**Post date:** [20 May 2023 15:38 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/daily-mail-weekend-magazine-archers-update-may-21st-26th/4512/1 "2023-05-20T15:38:45Z")

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Despite Susan’s best attempts to ensure Tracy gets the best hen night she deserves, it looks like things might, just might, go awry.  
Meanwhile Helen is still troubled by the past, and there’s more than just friendly rivalry on the cricket pitch.

Thanks to LadySusan of The Ambridge Reporter

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [20 May 2023 15:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/daily-mail-weekend-magazine-archers-update-may-21st-26th/4512/2 "2023-05-20T15:57:16Z")

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> [@JustJanie](#):
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> the best hen night she deserves

I feel there is a collision of cliché here.

“the best hen night possible”  
“the hen night she deserves”

would both be actual phrases, one of them rather more _flexible_ than the other…

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [20 May 2023 16:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/daily-mail-weekend-magazine-archers-update-may-21st-26th/4512/3 "2023-05-20T16:47:25Z")

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Do NOT talk to me about Hen Nights, or Hen Parties, for the foreseeable. The sluts should be shot on sight.

(or stabbed, but I was sadly without me little stabby knife when it mattered)

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [20 May 2023 17:31 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/daily-mail-weekend-magazine-archers-update-may-21st-26th/4512/4 "2023-05-20T17:31:17Z")

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Ah good, I was needin’ a scriptwriter for _Hen Night Massacre IV: We Got Some More Blood_.