Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update Oct 14-19


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The Widow Pargetter, bereft of her children, paces Lower Loxley Hall, unable to see more shadows gathering in its cursed corridors. It falls to Bert the Bard to point out that further trouble is heading her way.
Disaster’s also coming to Shula, and many of us are nowhere near as sorry as we should be about that.
By the way,if you see Brian hanging around The Bull, give him a wide berth, what with one thing and another, he could turn into a round-dodger.
Of course,as ever at this time of year, avoid Lynda, or you will end up in her Christmas show, and steer clear of Jazzer, he’s cranky from nicotine withdrawal - though wanton Hannah has a plan for his cravings.

Thanks to Maggiesaes from ‘The Archers in Mustardland’