Daily Mail Weekend Magazine Archers Update Oct 28-Nov 2


Elizabeth and Geraldine make plans for a spook Halloween extravaganza, but - distracted by Freddie’s latest crisis - Elizabeth makes a costly error. As Geraldine tries to rectify the mistake, storm clouds continue to gather over Lower Loxley, and the event looks set to end in horror - for all the wrong reasons.
Fierce debate rages at Brookfield as the consequences of the hot summer hit home, and there’s further tension on the farm later in the week when Lynda at the first rehearsals for the Christmas show.
Teen tearaways Ben and Ruairi make their mark, but their behaviour lands them in hot water.
Elsewhere in Ambridge,there’s good news for Roy, Peggy prepares for Christine’s homecoming, and Emma is on the warpath …

Thanks to Maggiesaes from ‘The Archers in Mustardland’


Is she going to make a Spinal Tap style error ordering the decorations for Halloween?


Not to mention the midgets.


Damn and blast


Never mind, gus dere, it might be bad news for Ian and (possibly) Adam. Though possibly not for the latter.


It shouldn’t have to be a zero-sum game.
We don’t want Roy slithering in for another dip in the gene pool either, do we?


More chlorine is the answer to most pool problems. (When fire and the sword is not enough.)


Now there’s thought. I take it you would not relish the thought of the patter of a tiny half-meerkat’s claws? Not even if it seriously pissed off Ian and Adam?

“Yes, I am pregnant, but Roy is, how you say, ‘father’.”