I have a nasty feeling that when Joe is found dead in his armchair/bed, Will is going to get the blame from someone for having tired him out with Poppy-wrangling.
Even though he insisted on being allowed to do it.
Oh please, please let it not be Ed who blames him. If they start openly feuding again I’ll, I’ll…
Er, suggestions welcome. I can’t think of anything quite drastic enough.
Ed and Emma seemed willing to be nasty about him again, didn’t they.
Oh God, so they did. Not that Emma being nasty about anyone is exactly unusual.
Apply yourself, woman!
Something lingering, with boiling custard in it.
Measuring g by free-fall (terminating on an appropriate surface, e.g. concrete pavers? (…sorry, Sturmers, that’s been done before! - Ed)
(…sorry, Sturmers, ----------ditto---------- Ed)
Toe-nail trimming goes awry after Clarrie-Luv inadvertently lets go of the chain-saw, resulting in several rather messy amputations!
…er, um casserole heaving? …cgnongrete gnarden-gnome tossing? (…ere, wotchit, you! - Ed)
That’ll do for me. Such a shame it’s only radio.