I have a nasty feeling that when Joe is found dead in his armchair/bed, Will is going to get the blame from someone for having tired him out with Poppy-wrangling.
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Even though he insisted on being allowed to do it.
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Oh please, please let it not be Ed who blames him. If they start openly feuding again I’ll, I’ll…
Er, suggestions welcome. I can’t think of anything quite drastic enough.
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Ed and Emma seemed willing to be nasty about him again, didn’t they.
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Oh God, so they did. Not that Emma being nasty about anyone is exactly unusual.
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Apply yourself, woman!
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Something lingering, with boiling custard in it.
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Measuring g by free-fall (terminating on an appropriate surface, e.g. concrete pavers? (…sorry, Sturmers, that’s been done before! - Ed)
Tractor wresting?
(…sorry, Sturmers, ----------ditto---------- Ed)
Toe-nail trimming goes awry after Clarrie-Luv inadvertently lets go of the chain-saw, resulting in several rather messy amputations!
…er, um casserole heaving? …cgnongrete gnarden-gnome tossing? (…ere, wotchit, you! - Ed)
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That’ll do for me. Such a shame it’s only radio.
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