…and unbelievably stoopid!" Shrewd observation, Emmur, but seriously sweetheart, it sounds like you’re gonna need to start earning some serious money! I suppose you could always start working the streets, as you said yourself we all gotta be positive! I wonder if GreyGorbals rent rooms by the hour?
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“Now there’s a charge for what she used to give for free…”
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She could always sell the children for medical experimentation.
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So who’s organising the whip-round?
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Does this refer to a suggested collection for the dim pair, or to a suggested special service Emma might provide in the rented room at GreyGorbals?
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Both?
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Well all I’m willing to give to the collection is the whip, I have an old lunge whip somewhere in the attic, Emma can have that then she can earn her own funds. I have a feeling she’ll be rather good at it.
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Having met one or two people in that line of work, I’d have to say I don’t think so. She’s too whiny, and always wants someone else to appear to be in charge even if they’re doing what she says.
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A subdominatrix?
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It’s probably somebody’s kink.
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They’d have to be an effin c
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Ha!
That penny took a disappointingly long time to drop
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In fairness, it does require a certain amount of specialist knowledge
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Actually, I was suggesting a collection to buy the brats. I have one or two ideas for experiments…
As an added bonus, we wouldn’t have to hear them for the foreseeable.
Well, bar the occasional scream…
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More and more are occurring to me. Next-door-but-one’s children have some little friends around on a ‘playdate’, as their lackwitted keepers would no doubt describe it.
'Somewhere almost out of hearing, children were at play. It was always a pleasant, lulling sound.
Always provided, of course, you couldn’t hear the actual words. ’
I can hear the actual words and am longing to apply a bit of cranial percussion.
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You could always build a craniophone. As an instrument it’s fallen somewhat out of favour in recent years but if you get the resonances just right…
Also there’s this. Cultural!
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