Eddie says "I should cocoa"

And if you click on the “1h” or “2d” or whatever it shows you the actual time and date of posting.

Aha! Useful.

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Yup! I was trying to be Amusing about replying to old post. Where’s me coat?

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“Here” and “now” are exactly what they say on the Tardis.

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Ah, now there’s a question. Quite a dull one, actually. Where’s me [ tube of NSAID gel/ cute little detonator / housekeys / treats for random dogs] is generally a more interesting question. But it does, you are quite right, tend to lead back to ‘where’s me coat?’.

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Where’s me treats for random barnacles?

Can you see me in a dull coat?

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I think you need to use the dust from the bottom of pockets previously containing dog treats for that. Barnacles are not particular and not really given to swallowing matter not reduced to particles either.

Dull coat or not, I can see you. Now sit down nicely and sup your drink. I don’t mind you frightening those people at the table there, but the landlord has a margin to make, right?

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