What are the chances of the LoLo HarrisHawk swooping down and making off with the christening victim? …perhaps a better fate than being doused with 'oily water at the hands of Bunter breathing mince-pie fumes over the poor mite!
A Hawker Harrier would be even better…
And I’ve just discovered that they first went into operational service fifty years ago tomorrow. What better way to celebrate the golden jubilee than wiping out the Ambridge smug set (which is basically everyone)?
I vote for the closure of the pub by a Harrier landing and vtolling on/from it
During the bunfight
That would get some others in collateral damage
They do seem all to get this idea that nobody has ever had a baby before. Even when that same person has done so quite recently.
Must say you ave lost me there, slightly.
But PipanTobe’s snot-dropping is unlikely to be an innovative prototype.
Forget AGPAR; did they check for opposable thumbs?