For the sake of balance, suggestions for Emma's irritating habits

I’m getting in first with breathing

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There isn’t really anywhere to go from there, joe dere.
The above does not constitute disagreement, you understand.

Confusing envy with ‘aspiration’.
Badmouthing people who have been more than kind to her/the Grundys

and, yeah, breathing…

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And Fallon. She didn’t deserve the harangue she got, nor did Christopher and Alice (though I’d like to slap Alice at times).

On the other hand, I don’t find Emma irritating. I think that must be because she’s not that popular in Ambridge. No one goes round singing her praises the way they do with … well, never mind, that’s for another thread! And she does have retribution heaped upon her, unlike … oh, there I go again!

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Agreed. It’s just so … so … constant !!

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Relentless, Armers, innit. That kind of thing has ground down many a lesser listener.

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I could supply a plastic bag and a roll of tape to tape the bag over Emmur’s head

That would stop her breathing

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A bit too clean and, well, painless.

Hedgers’ suggestions elsethread are more to my taste…

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Ever practical, dere. 'S why I love you.

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Y’see, an environmentally friendly suggestion. Offering the opportunity for multple use, no chemicals, no waste. Light and no mess (body apart).

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