(from the 18 October synopsis)
Other things that might be more fun than hanging around Home Farm:
- trying to make something edible using only the produce from Ambridge Organics
- getting drunk on cheap lager and having an unwise liaison
- “rural piercings” using roofing nails and a mallet
- lying down on the Borchester Bypass at night in the fog and seeing how long it is until one gets run over
But it’s still more fun than hanging around Brookfield.