…what the hell was that?
…Gawd, what a dis-jointed, badly acted, badly written, badly produced, badly edited, piece of junque!
“…it’s not your fault!”
CLIQUE!
…crash, tinkle, tinkle!
Well, thank you for your submission Mr. Broderick, please don’t call us, we’ll call you…
CLICK…
…sound of dial-tone! (…reaches for another sherbert-lemming)