God in Govan

… that was painful. Had I cringed any harder something topologically impossible would have happened, with dire consequences for the wossname continuinuum.

Luckily that has not happened and I am still a normal (ish) shape and ready and willing, nay - eager, to give the perpetrators a Good Hard Smack or several.

Collingwood sounded as if he felt grubby all over, I thought. He wasn’t merely acting ‘drunk’.

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Just listening now. The first sentence started promisingly: “Just what George needed, a good kick…” but disappointingly didn’t end with “…ing”.

I take it’s downhill thereafter?

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You might need a boiled sweet, dere.

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Well I got through it. I have to say I disagree with your assessment, but then I suppose you were trying to be polite.

I think I need a bath…

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I think the term you’re looking for is “waste of spacetime”

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I haven’t yet caught up from a week ago, and it is starting to sound as if I had better have a bucket to hand when I do.

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Make that a couple of buckets, dere. Some of it is Seriously Bad, even by current standards.

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Boiled sweet? A parachute, more like.

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