… that was painful. Had I cringed any harder something topologically impossible would have happened, with dire consequences for the wossname continuinuum.
Luckily that has not happened and I am still a normal (ish) shape and ready and willing, nay - eager, to give the perpetrators a Good Hard Smack or several.
Collingwood sounded as if he felt grubby all over, I thought. He wasn’t merely acting ‘drunk’.