"Good afternoon, my name is Shula Hebden-LloydsBank…

…I’m standing in for God, who is too busy to be here this afternoon, but I do need the practice since I’m thinking of taking the cloth!"

…OMG Burt Froi! (…Gawd help us all!)

…Ian’s only rose 17.8cm (…well, that’s to be expected, (sez mAdam)

…I misheard, and thought Shrewsun told Pigsy she’d spent the whole afternoon avoiding Christians (11:13 if you’d like to LA) (…some hope of that, with a God-bovverer-in-Training so close to hand!)