My grandmother used to make a very passable sweet out of condensed mikl when I was a kid. She added dessicated coconut and - I think - confectioners caramel.
It just occurred to me that a âGuilty Pleasuresâ thread on a board for TA listeners is probably superfluousâŚ
Been there. Promised myself faithfully at 29 I would do it some day. I have yet to get round to it.
Well Iâll go to â foot of our stairs!
Or, of course, the Fish could provide itself with some ready-made dulce de leche. It wants to really. Just the thing for emergency banoffee sandwiches* or for eating off a teaspoon in times of great crisis or indulgence.
Oh sorry, poor Carinthia. This is a lovely pretty clean bucket and it wants to be your friend.
*the like have never passed my lips and never will, if I have any say in the matter. After you with the friendly bucket, petal
Iâve gotta a pretty, clean bucket wiv pickchers onnit!
< suspicious voice > Are the pictures clean too?
Well, dogme bugday!
Hello Children Everywhere 1
Disc: 1
- Jake The Peg
- The Grand Old Duke Of York
- Right Said Fred
- The Runaway Train
- Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Lily The Pink (2003 Digital Remaster)
- All Things Bright And Beautiful
- When I See An Elephant Fly
- My Grandfatherâs Clock
- I Know An Old Lady
- The Ballad Of Davy Crockett
- Ragtime Cowboy Joe
- Puffinâ Billy
- Youâre A Pink Toothbrush
- Pickinâ A Chicken (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Woody Woodpecker
- The Hippopotamus Song
- Bring Me Sunshine
- Happiness
- Iâd Like To Teach The World To Sing (In Perfect Harmony) (2003 Digital Remaster)
Disc: 2
- Nellie The Elephant
- The Bee Song
- Whoâs Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf
- Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport (2003 Digital Remaster)
- The Laughing Policeman
- When Iâm Sixty Four
- The Owl And The Pussycat
- The Gnu Song (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Farmers In The Den
- Buckingham Palace (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Kitty In The Basket
- Robin Hood
- Grandad
- Big Rock Candy Mountain
- Teddy Bears Picnic
- Little Boy Fishing (2003 Digital Remaster)
- My Boomerang Wonât Come Back
- Me And My Shadow
- Postmanâs Knock
- Try Another Cherry Tree
Disc: 3
- (How Much Is) That Doggy In The Window
- Pop Goes The Weasel
- Football Crazy (2003 Digital Remaster)
- The Ugly Duckling
- Boom Oo Yata-Ta-Ta (2003 Digital Remaster)
- I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat
- In The Middle Of The House
- Bangers and Mash (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen By The Sea
- Nick-Nack Paddywack (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Bimbo
- Iâve Lost My Mummy
- Oranges And Lemons
- Thereâs No One Quite Like Grandma (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Hokey Cokey
- Run Rabbit Run (2003 Digital Remaster)
- Hello My Darlings
- Thank U Very Much (1998 Digital Remaster)
- I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
- Nursery School
There ⌠more ear-worms than you can shake a stick at !
⌠& thatâs only Volume 1.
Only one thing missing thereâŚ
One is tempted to ask - no, one blaming well will ask it - howâs the divorce coming on, Armers? Thatâs grounds, that is.
Clean as a squid.
Iâm only a little laaaamb Mr Mayor, sir!
I have a very nice large bucket, wiv Poppies on it
I do not propose to use that
I have an selection of smaller buckets in grey/blue/red/black, so choose yer colour
Carinthia.xx
But I have one, she is mine and I am hers.
(Very kind, Carinthia, most appreciated! Blackâs always good, red otherwise svp.)
As long as the bases are sound - and please note the careful choice of words there - any would do, and thank you kindly, If pressed to choose, then grey for me.
Gxxxx
I do like things to be coordinatedâŚ
Even me rubber gloves are colour coordinated depending on the job I am using them forâŚ
Carinthia.xx
The sound from a Bass makes the windows rattle and the walls quiver. Note the careful choice of ambiguity.
Oh dear me. Ew!
That, darling, is just a touch weird and suggests to me that there is too much Unnecessary Housework going on. Contact me as usual on slatternsnslutsrus@gus.wottever
Found some RGs in the cupboard uder the sink/gateway to Erebus, depending, the other day. They are Large, and for Extended Life. Aye, right, so they donât work. And they are not useful for me, whose hands are square and squat.
Volume 2 has, amongst itâs 60 tracks, âPuff, the Magic Dragonâ, âThe Gnu Songâ and âBoom ⌠Oooo ⌠Ya-ta-ta-taaaâ.
Oh ⌠& âThe Banana Boat Songâ. Todayâs ear-worm already.
âDaaay-oh. De, De, da daa-aa-aay ooohâ
But, tbf, they arenât all that good.
Mrs Shanks doesnât notice. Sheâs sort of given up. Though the question last night of âwhere would you like your ashes spreadingâ was disturbing.