Helen is not unique to The Archers

“I was a thoroughly hardened Homeward Bounder. There seemed nothing I didn’t know.

"Then I ran into Helen. My friendly neighbourhood enemy. There really was nothing like Helen on any world I’d ever been to. I sometimes didn’t think she was human at all.”

It’s from The Homeward Bounders, by Diana Wynne Jones.

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It is only fair that misery and loathing be shared around the multiverse, dear Fish.

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Especially Paris, judgmentally speaking. :open_mouth:

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oh and you can keep them pomaceous balls of contention to yerself, Aisling.

hmm

probably you can’t, in fact. the world would be a great deal duller & etc otherwise. gx

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Balls to myself, darlink? I’d rather not, although I don’t mind making a tit of myself (others prefer spadgers I’m told). :wink:

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One’s the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle…

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Oooo! Isn’t he bold?

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With his stained escutcheon and all…

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That’s been checked…

Many times. Many many times. Many times.

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