Here's a hint for Kratey!

…brought on by her mention of “EssenshulOyls”, oi started wunderin’ if ‘er’s ever troyed “Castrol GT-X (Long-Loife)”, it worked wunders fer me ol’ Toyota Corolla DX Wagon! (292,000 moiles before it up an’ vailed the StateInspekshun (US equivalent of MOT) which led to its demise! (…body rusted out, however the engine & transmission wuz still in perfect working order!)

Oh dear! …I was rather hoping that poor old Basil was going to “come on” to young Tobes! (…serve the stupid bugger roight!)