…how’s about “BrokeFailed Academy of PooLagoons” or "PygArkView Academy of PygRearing"
…and now, Pygsy & SquirePriapic(less) "Gordon Bennett!"
…and now SquireExPriapic & JennyDahling! - "JesusChrist on a surf-board!"
…I dare not hazard a guess to learn from which end of whose TrypeWryter this effluent ooooooooozzzzed!