(1) …HootNanny could hoot through his letter-box (…I bet he’d hate that!)
(2) …the SnellWomun could, well just be herself, that’s sure to get anyone’s back up!
(3) …StShuggs might try preaching to him! (…guaranteed to get him in an arsonish mood! (Look Out! St. Stephens!))
(4) …Rev. Bunter might try some platitudes (…see #3)
(5) …TheAmbridgeBard moight write him a poem (…or six)
…er, that’s it!
PS: …anyone else notice how YoungBen (…YoungBen? who he?) is developing quite a glo’ll-stop? (…just like his OldMum!)