I don't think Johnny

has really put his mind to this new idea of his.

Contrary to his apparent belief, the hair on your head is like the hair on your chin: it doesn’t stop growing just because you shave it. So unless he is happy to have stubble on his head in an obvious male-pattern-baldness shape, he is going to have to shave his head at least once, possibly twice a day for the rest of his life, isn’t he.

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While that is true, it is a lot less obvious than MPB among longer hair.

Have the revenant earworm that has visited me: ‘You’re a slaphead, Johnny’…
No, really: you’re welcome. [grinnity]

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So, what you’re saying is that Johnny isn’t all that bright.

Thanks.

In other news, Elizabeth is a bit manipulative, Pip is spoilt, Tom’s a bit dim and Henry isn’t coming along as hoped.

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Did his dyslexia get better with a course of antibiotics or something?

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Sudden-onset dyspraxia would have been welcome the other night. No doubt dear ickle Henwy would have laughed like a positive drane at Nearly- Headless Johnny.

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