I Guessed!


#1

Last night, I thought I bet Fiona’s come home to come out and admit her holiday ‘friend’ is her new partner, and female.

Then I decided I was being just too silly, cos who would care anyway, so I didn’t say anything.

The one time I make a good guess and I kept my mouth shut.


#2

Maddening, isn’t it.


#3

Fiona is now the ‘Proffer’s Dyke’.

Well,in my head she is, anyway


#4

Does this mean someone’s finally collected on the Ambridge’s First Lesbian Sweepstake?


#5

There was Anna Toboggan before Fiona, though. Remember how they ridiculously coy they were about her friend ‘Sam’?


#6

Max.


#7

So it was. And the verbal gymnastics they had to jump through to avoid the word ‘he’ or ‘she’ was hugely conspicuous. They were overjoyed when people asked on Twitter whether Max was a man or a woman so that Keri Davies could respond smugly, ‘Does it matter?’ Well no, not unless you make a gigantic deal of it as they had done.


#8

Gus dear

Warn me of such levities please

I have just laughed so long and hard at Proffer’s dyke that four cats leapt off the bed


#9

The exercise will have been good for them, Twellsy ;- )


#10

But possibly not for their human, depending on how and where they regain terra firma.


#11

Or indeed corpus firmus?