Last night, I thought I bet Fiona’s come home to come out and admit her holiday ‘friend’ is her new partner, and female.
Then I decided I was being just too silly, cos who would care anyway, so I didn’t say anything.
The one time I make a good guess and I kept my mouth shut.
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Gus
27 January 2020 21:10
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Fiona is now the ‘Proffer’s Dyke’.
Well,in my head she is, anyway
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Does this mean someone’s finally collected on the Ambridge’s First Lesbian Sweepstake?
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There was Anna Toboggan before Fiona, though. Remember how they ridiculously coy they were about her friend ‘Sam’?
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So it was. And the verbal gymnastics they had to jump through to avoid the word ‘he’ or ‘she’ was hugely conspicuous. They were overjoyed when people asked on Twitter whether Max was a man or a woman so that Keri Davies could respond smugly, ‘Does it matter?’ Well no, not unless you make a gigantic deal of it as they had done.
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3Wells
27 January 2020 22:03
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Gus dear
Warn me of such levities please
I have just laughed so long and hard at Proffer’s dyke that four cats leapt off the bed
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Gus
27 January 2020 22:28
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The exercise will have been good for them, Twellsy ;- )
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joe
27 January 2020 22:43
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But possibly not for their human, depending on how and where they regain terra firma .
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