I keep hoping Pat and Tony will include Johnny in their wills. Not for his sake, purely to put two noses severely out of joint!
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But we’d still have to wait for years and years for them to die.
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I dunno. Tony is in his sixties, and trees lurk round every corner.
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I’m certainly feeling more cheerful after reading that.
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That’s OK, you don’t need a death for an Inheritance Row.
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But has he gone? Permanently, like? Not in Timothy Watson’s fetid imagination, he hasn’t. He’s banging on in RT 22-28 April (p9) that Rob “probably” could return “but given a little breathing space, for everybody’s sake”. As lodger chez Burns no doubt.
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There’s something of Rob’s somebody should have broken off before it did such a large amount of damage…
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His brain?
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I think that Rob’s only chance of returning, is if a certain celebrity editor, makes such a monumental Horlicks of Eastenders - and the viewing figures do seem to indicate that as a possibility 
- that the Beeb decide to get rid of him somewhere… Anywhere… As rapidly as possible.
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June Brown’s not impressed I gather.
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Why should it be us who suffer?
And why should they not simply sack him? Or not renew his contract; he must have one, surely they don’t give people guaranteed employment for life?
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Eh? This is the BBC we’re talking about. It’s not as if they’re using their money. 
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