I try not to blaspheme

…but Jesus wept, what a dog’s breakfast that was. And the only bi in the village is inevitably smitten by the only single gay. Oooh, contrast! Julianne’s luxe lifestyle vs the simple karaoke and buffet-based pleasures of an impoverished young vet nurse. He was poor but he was honest, etc.

Tell you one thing, Brian would be far happier to learn of Ruairi’s arrangement with Julianne than he would be for him to take up with Paul. Although, if you take away the campness, Paul sounds like a decent enough bloke.