"If only we lived in a world where we got what we deserved"

[joe]

No, Helen, you really wouldn’t like that…

[HedgeSparrow]

But Helen deserves all the good things in the world! After all, she’s so doggedly independent.

[Fanta]

God’s bodykins, man, much better: use every man
after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?

(Hamlet)

[joe]

And fragile, remember.

And she “has a good business head”. According to the person who serially bailed out her idiot brother and awarded half a million to the Ambridge Rewiddlers, that is.

Incidentally, where did all this money come from? Hazel got the bulk of Jack’s estate and her own resources were depleted through poor management when Brian got his FA to look at them.

[Gus]

@joe

Incidentally, where did all this money come from?

Another fairy-sceptic.
Every time you ask an awkward question a little bit of a SW dies, you know.

[JustJanie]

@HedgeSparrow

But Helen deserves all the good things in the world! After all, she’s so doggedly independent.

The words after “after all” are, '“she’s been through”. Surely everyone realises that.

[Gus]

Even a Sparrer nods

[Fanta]

But there is One who notices when it falls over after nodding with too much drink taken.

[HedgeSparrow]

@Gus

Every time you ask an awkward question a little bit of a SW dies, you know.

Ooh, really? How long does it take to add up to a full SW? I’ve got a lot of awkward questions.

@Fanta

But there is One who notices when it falls over after nodding with too much drink taken.

and says “oi, wot are you doing sober at this time of day?”