If there's one thing I can't abide

…it’s a happy Twonk. One of each is perfect, allegedly. So how would he have reacted to two of a kind? Still, looking on the bright side, maybe the sonographer got it wrong and he can be disappointed after the birth instead.

Of course, there could be an even bigger disappointment. That would be nice.

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How could he be more disappointed by two of the wrong sex?

How can a child be a wrong sex?

Happy thought

The wains could be like Tony and thus depressing for every Archer

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Well, if you want a boy and it’s a girl. Or vice versa of course.
Sex-selective ToP is a thing, after all;- )
[not here, obvs. tssk;- )]

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Given his usual obsessions, I’d have thought that one of each would be a cow and a sheep.

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One Welsh, one English?

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Can he count that far?

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Well, the burger van wasn’t a complete financial disaster, which argues for at least a basic mathematical competence.

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Kate, and then Brenda, did the calculating for him, I expect.

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Brenda, yes, but Kate suffers from the same problem as Twonk: can’t get past one because they’re convinced they’re the only thing that counts.

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