Is Russ called Ebenezer?


When his back is turned?


Probably something rather shorter. And to his face, if I had anything to do with it.


And he got the job

Such merriment for the laugh at the Grundys annual barrel scraping scripts


He didn’t. Harrison Burns did.



The laughing policeman is not a thing to terrorise childer with


So now Eddie knows in advance when the local constabulary will be otherwise engaged…


Eddie? Couldn’t pull off a crime more complicated than eating the last drumstick, and couldn’t cover up for that.

Now, if Ed starts blabbing to his mates…


You know that. I know that. But does he know that?