"Is your steak rare enough?"


#1

The Dopeys’ culinary skills writ large. Is she expecting to be able to make it rarer?


#2

“I’ll just pop it in the time oven.”
“Moooooo.”


#3

Quite. I can’t remember now whether that elicited the third or the fourth Foxtrot Oscar of this episode’s impressive tally.

And then the spuds boiled over. Purely coincidental, I’m sure.


#4

Gas and electricity bills drop throughout the UK as food becomes cooked by spontaneous outpourings of powerful feeling…


#5

Coz ovens don’t maintain redidual heat ?


#6

Ovens do, but a time oven will unheat it, and then render it back to the original cow.


#7

Only if you use too high a setting


#8

Be careful. Set it too high and you’ll set off a chain reaction that will cause a rift in the space time continuum.


#9

Brace yerselves anyway, deres: I feel some biscuits coming on.


#10

Cheesy Biscuits ?

Carinthia.xx


#11

It’s already happened. It’s called Ambridge.


#12

I am authorised to darn holes in the continuum, but I am not sure about rifts.


#13

Oh surely a rift would be a lot easier to darn than a hole. I mean, you can’t be authorised to drive HGVs without having already qualified to drive an ordinary vehicle …


#14

Quite the reverse. Gory details will apprar in the Cellar.