Justin's job description

was “hedge fund manager” when he was first mentioned.

He then turned out to be a property developer – Route B and the service station being examples.

At the same time as deciding completely to alter Ambridge and run a large road through it, he tried to buy a house which would be literally yards from the construction of that road and would subsequently have a large road as a close neighbour.

When that scheme had failed, he bought a different house in the same village and proceeded to create a very large pig-farm less than five hundred yards from his back door, and build a lot of new housing at a similar distance in another direction.

Has nobody on the production team ever known anyone rich in order to discover that when they buy a quiet country house in an idyllic small village, the very last thing they want is to turn the place into a smelly slum?

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The daftness is staggering.

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Though not, at this stage, surprising.

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The house is to become the Borsetshire School for Unfortunate Youth Who Never Break Out Honest, and he plans to live somewhere else entirely?

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He has done it twice now. And in each case he has been prepared to spend a lot of money to get it just how he wants it.

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