…lying on the windowsill?
Does that conform with excise requirements?
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Quite as much as the rest of the business does. Internal consistency is all.
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Is that something to do with Toerag’s (fictional) problem?
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It wasn’t, no. But it will be from now on, I suspect. Shovel some loperamide hydrochloride in with the botanicals
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“I’m sorry, sir, the special inspection régime is only available if your surname is Archer or you’re shagging one on a regular basis.”
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Just exercise ones, joe. Spot inspector coming, run to lock place up, place key in alarmed cupboard. Phew! Better have a wee dram after all that. Inspector enters just as glass reaches lips…
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