# Knittery and Stitchery and Stuff

**URL:** <https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291>\
**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [11 October 2019 09:57 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291 "2019-10-11T09:57:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 11:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/141 "2020-10-20T11:11:50Z")

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The blue incarnation (enwoolation?) is quite attractive, but the other two photies give me the impression of moribund, if not technically dead as such, sheep.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 11:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/142 "2020-10-20T11:13:59Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> moribund, if not technically dead as such, sheep

That is when they are most dangerous.

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**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 12:07 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/143 "2020-10-20T12:07:33Z")

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Erm, right. Must admit, I think you could say the same of any flat piece of knitting in an undyed wool. Agree the blue version looks better, if only because it’s much better knitted.

I just think it looks fun to knit - easy, but not boring thanks to the changing pattern.

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 12:11 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/144 "2020-10-20T12:11:44Z")

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Maybe the blue one has been blocked and the others haven’t? That makes a lot of difference with a pattern like that.

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**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 12:12 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/145 "2020-10-20T12:12:20Z")

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I’m sure you’re right.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 12:14 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/146 "2020-10-20T12:14:11Z")

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> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#):
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> you could say the same of any flat piece of knitting in an undyed wool

Indeed one could. And it probably is fun to knit. The pattern vendor doesn’t half maunder on, though, and I was less kindly disposed to the artefact as a result.

Nothing to stop you having two projects on the go, is there? ;- )

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**Author:** ![ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/thatfunnymummy/32/8722_2.png) [@ThatFunnyMummy](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/ThatFunnyMummy)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 12:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/147 "2020-10-20T12:21:02Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> The pattern vendor doesn’t half maunder on

Oh I hadn’t bothered to read that!

But now I’ve looked at it, I’m confused by:

_This pattern is available for **$3.00 USD** [buy it now](https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/the-ulster-blanket#)_

_A free version is also available._

Why would you pay $3 if you can have it free? And how do you obtain the free version. I’m buggered if I can work it out.

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**Post date:** [20 October 2020 12:28 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/148 "2020-10-20T12:28:57Z")

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> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#):
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> buggered if I can work it out.

Me too.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [20 October 2020 14:13 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/149 "2020-10-20T14:13:31Z")

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> [@ThatFunnyMummy](#):
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> Why would you pay $3 if you can have it free?

Because the free version has less information?

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> And how do you obtain the free version. I’m buggered if I can work it out.

Usually I’d expect that to be a separate upload but that doesn’t seem to be the case here. Ask 'em?

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**Author:** ![Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/carinthia/32/6542_2.png) [@Carinthia](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Carinthia)\
**Post date:** [29 October 2020 18:18 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/150 "2020-10-29T18:18:30Z")

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> [@Carinthia](#):
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> For those who remember The Knitted Map of Ambridge, I have seen, elseboard that it has been located, & is in the process of being finished.
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> Carinthia.xx

Not being rude, replying to myself, & so long after _but_ the KMOA is really almost finished _and_ the BBC seem interested in having it…

Carinthia.xx

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**Post date:** [29 October 2020 18:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/151 "2020-10-29T18:21:38Z")

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Were I a nice person, I am sure the cockles of me 'eart would be warmed. As things stand, though…

Hang on, maybe they can drape it over bluddy Peep’s cage. Or stifle her and her spawn with it.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [29 October 2020 18:29 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/152 "2020-10-29T18:29:54Z")

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“But what we can’t understand, Inspector, is _why_ she should have tried to eat four square yards of knitting.”

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**Post date:** [29 October 2020 18:58 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/153 "2020-10-29T18:58:36Z")

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Luting and pillocking?

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**Post date:** [29 October 2020 19:21 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/154 "2020-10-29T19:21:52Z")

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> [@HedgeSparrow](#):
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> _why_ she should have tried to eat four square yards of knitting.

Mistook it for a large helping of tripe and onions?

There s a recipe - Cradock, I think - which is ‘Mother’s recipe for tripe which does not taste like Stewed Knitting’…

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [1 November 2020 18:30 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/155 "2020-11-01T18:30:40Z")

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I am hoping a wise knitter will help me

How do I do

YO. KS2. SM

Please?

I don’t have my reference magazines here to help me

Thank you wise knitters

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**Post date:** [1 November 2020 18:34 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/156 "2020-11-01T18:34:55Z")

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Doesn’t the pattern have a list of “abbreviations used” somewhere on it? They mostly used to.

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**Post date:** [1 November 2020 18:36 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/157 "2020-11-01T18:36:40Z")

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What does your pattern key say KS2 & SM mean? There is variance in abbreviations which is Not Generally Helpful.

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**Post date:** [1 November 2020 19:42 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/158 "2020-11-01T19:42:57Z")

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I don’t have the pattern

B wrote it out for me and sent it in with my Bull

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [1 November 2020 19:46 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/159 "2020-11-01T19:46:13Z")

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Can you perhaps ring B and ask her? KS2 is not easy to search, for fairly obvious reasons.

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**Post date:** [1 November 2020 19:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/knittery-and-stitchery-and-stuff/2291/160 "2020-11-01T19:50:46Z")

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I tried but she’s not answering

Ach well I will get her tomorrow

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