Silent, apart from occasional mischievous giggles attributed to her over years of edge-of-ASBO mischief. Last night she got 5 mentions, including being instructed to sit with the great and the good, but not so much as a grunt.
So, what will her first words be ??
I’m going for “what do you mean ‘I’m not being picked because I’m shite at cricket’ yer limp excuse for a copper !”
“No comment.”
or
“I do not have to say anything, but it may harm my defence if I do not mention, when questioned, something which I later rely on in court. Anything I do say may be given in evidence.”
To Helen: “You mustn’t blame yourself”.
“That’s right. My second name is Tilly. One of the dozy scriptwriters once used the wrong one, and now I’m stuck with being two different ages and talked about in the plural.”
Hang on, I’ve missed something. Who’s been shining Molly’s button?
I think she threw her cricket bat at someone during nets, didn’t she?
Frightening!
It must be love, whoa-oh.
Like Terry Pratchett’s trolls, for whom throwing a rock at another troll is a declaration of love.