Yes, Fallon, I’m talking to you, you interfering, sanctimonious, sentimental heap of utter pointlessness.
[Slams lid of blanket-box shut repeatedly and with grate force on Mrs Plank’s head and neck]
Isn’t her halo a fire-risk in an enclosed and paint-infested space?
Yes, Fallon really did no good at all, as well as betraying Alice’s confidence and thus presumably (I do hope) losing Alice’s trust and goodwill for ever.
She couldn’t wait to go steaming round to turnip-headed Chris and blab, could she? Copper 's nark < spits >
I can’t think of anything to say other than that I agree with you both.
I have a nasty feeling we are supposed to like and admire Fallon, which is particularly annoying given what she is like.
The fact that we can’t tell how they want us to feel about her is indicative of something…
(I suspect that a competent soap-writing crew would try to make almost everyone a bit likeable, except perhaps for Designated Villains. Tragedy being the struggle of good against good, etc.)
I have no doubt at all that tbtb intend Fallon to be seen as good, responsible, having a string moral compass, junior pillar of the community like wot a policeman’s missus ought to be (have they met any polis, I wonder?).
Spewk
Macramé, I reckon, flopping about all over the place.
sorry sorry ow ow leggo my foot the tide’s coming in
Oh ffs, how did I not see that? 
And elastic string at that.