used to be a standard phrase,I think?
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I believe our Soobers knows some lovely ones. Not like Ruth. Does it not occur to her that they have given Josh no encouragement or guidance ever?
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Josh was trying to sort out his life, wunne? I mean, that was the problem…
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I was just sorry she didn’t give the snivelling spineless gutless wretch a proper dressing down
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Never mind, dere, I expect his ever-loving sister will pile in.
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Yes, you have to remember he had a very disadvantaged upbringing.
He wasn’t Pip.
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And Pip’s achievments are?
Having unprotected sex resulting in a child
Ummm
Errr
Can anyone think of any others?
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Not being strangled for her entire life. That’s got to count for something.
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But as a Brokefailed Archer she is exempt from slow strangulation surely?
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I can think of no reason why she should be…
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Particularly galling considering all the alternatives it could have led to.
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“Cattoo”
A nice fatal disease, for example.
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Why a nice one?
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A long painful slow disease would be my idea for Pip
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As long as we didn’t actually have to listen to it.
Well, not all of it.
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Just the highlights? Yeah, I’d be up for that, although they could do one of those ‘all day’ - sorry ‘across the day’ - broadcasts, and I’d be up for that too.
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Highlights could be difficult
How do you whittle such a joyous listening experience down to just highlights?
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…well, there’s always TheGroggTurnipMemorialShotGub! …eh?
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