"Not everyone gets what they deserve"

Odd choice of words; “what they want” would be more usual.

In this case, though, it was thoroughly—if inadvertently—appropriate.

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Should we go into what we think Helen deserves?

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It’d give us something to do for the next couple of years

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It’s a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, though. (Something that I strongly disapprove of!)

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Yeah. It’s been the ruin of many a good barrel, that.

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Is it OK if the fish are allowed to shoot back?

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Ssssshhhh!

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If it makes you feel better, we could spend those years administering what she deserves

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heh heh heh

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Oh yes. I’ m all forra fair fight, me…

And as you seem like a Bright Bird with an eye forran opportunity, can I also interest you in this rather natty bridge?

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Yeah! I shall mobilise squadrons of particularly pointy, scrapey limpets as back-up. Werll, when I say ‘mobilise’…

But when they do get there, they won’t 'alf 'urt.

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Gives a whole new meaning to “barnacle goose”…

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