# Oh, if only: books, etc, that don’t exist but should

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**Category:** Not The Archers\
**Created:** [18 February 2024 00:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/oh-if-only-books-etc-that-don-t-exist-but-should/4725 "2024-02-18T00:50:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/gus/32/11_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [18 February 2024 00:50 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/oh-if-only-books-etc-that-don-t-exist-but-should/4725/1 "2024-02-18T00:50:06Z")

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**The Seven Lumps of Architecture** (yes, South Bank, I’m looking at you)

And under ‘etc (recipes)’ there must surely be room for **Commination Chicken**.

A pop-up book of **The Very Angry Caterpillar** would be a valuable addition to ~~childhood trauma~~ nursery bookshelves.

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**Author:** ![HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/hedgesparrow/32/124_2.png) [@HedgeSparrow](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/HedgeSparrow)\
**Post date:** [19 February 2024 12:04 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/oh-if-only-books-etc-that-don-t-exist-but-should/4725/2 "2024-02-19T12:04:36Z")

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> [@Gus](#):
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> **The Very Angry Caterpillar**

“And then they sent the army against him. So he ate the army.”

(Mothra, The Early Years?)

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [19 February 2024 17:53 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/oh-if-only-books-etc-that-don-t-exist-but-should/4725/3 "2024-02-19T17:53:15Z")

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A book of dentists who practised using the "every visit needs a filling " NHS practitioners

So I know who to curse at as my teef crumble thanks to one of the buggas who treated me thusly

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**Author:** ![Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/fanta/32/98_2.png) [@Fanta](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/Fanta)\
**Post date:** [19 February 2024 18:55 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/oh-if-only-books-etc-that-don-t-exist-but-should/4725/4 "2024-02-19T18:55:13Z")

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And what would the book be called, Twellsy?

(Could have been worse: could have been an Australian Trench practitioner.)

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**Author:** ![3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/user_avatar/discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/3wells/32/1521_2.png) [@3Wells](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/u/3Wells)\
**Post date:** [19 February 2024 20:47 UTC](https://discussion.ambridgereporter.org.uk/t/oh-if-only-books-etc-that-don-t-exist-but-should/4725/5 "2024-02-19T20:47:57Z")

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Money for Future Pain (of patients )

Yes Mr Walmsley and Bruce the Tooth I have you in my rifle sights…