Feels the need for a sick-bucket on hearing MoodynBroody talking about their bucket list? …and Krate! …thinks that dreadful waste-of-space should be euthanised? …and as for the rest of it… this crap is like Stympleton at his very wortstest!
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but is in fact the work of Paul Brodrick. They are as bad as each other.
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Sturmers, this isn’t a spoiler, so you might get more replies if it was moved to the main Archers section. Would you like that to happen? If you would, I’ll see if I can figure out how to do it or ask another mod who does.
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Ooooh, yes please! I would like that very much, and I would be eternally in your debt! Here, help yourself! (…proffers battered bag of Liquorice All-Sorts) 
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Done! I think that worked … do you have any of the ones with little bead-like things on them?
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Oi
They’re my favourite…
Carinthia.xx
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OK, I’ll swop you those (if Sturmers hands them over) for a handful of wine gums.
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Which sorts of sweeties do we reckon characters in TA might like? We know Jill is fondest of sherbet lemons, after the past week’s revelation; who else for what else?
I think David eats butterscotch travel sweets when he is driving, but Ruth prefers the rhubarb ones.
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I would, however, prescribe gobstoppers for both Ruth and Jill. And a piranha surprise for Pip. But that’s answering a different question, I realise.
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Acid-drops - (TheSnellWommun)
Emmmmur-Grundgie - (Polo-mints) (…wotchit Sturmey - Ed)
Tracy Horribblinnn - (Fruit-flavoured Polos) (…I said wotchit Sturmey! - Ed)
HootNanny - Hooty-Fruities
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[snappity bitey]
“That wasn’t surprising!”
“There’s another layer under the cardboard.”
[bitey snap]
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Joe … he’s not dead yet, is he ? … Crunchie. Like his trousers.
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Not to mention 'Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls".
I said ‘not to mention them’.
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Kirsty would most certainly NOT be ‘Fisherman’s Friends’.
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Those are not a sweetie! They’re tantamount to an act of war.
If dissolved in vodka, they are an act of war.
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Naaahhh, he just smells funny! (…thank you FZ!)
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Ian loves Jelly Babies.
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Alice: Wine Gums.
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You do realise I’ve just had to completely revise my mental image of Adam?
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Shula: Humbugs.
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