But wine gums were invented as a temperance substitute for spirituous liquors.
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You know what? They don’t work.
Signed: A Researcher
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I think that she would actually prefer extra strong mints, because those are not so much a sweetie as something to make other people go away.
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…that’s why I use raw garlic
…1 clove of raw-garlic a day, keeps everybody away! (guaranteed!)
…huuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffff! 
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You’re wrong about Ian, I think, o Funny One.
Dolly Mixtures are his thing.
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Christyfer would have angsty balls.
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Were we supposed to be continuingly amused about that and by Tracy Horrobin, do you think?
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…and there’s me thinking that Freddy Partegeter’s favorourite sweeties are Whine-gums! (…surely, Shirley?)
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Hilda: Peggy’s Legs
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…I think both my cell-mates would agree! Go Hilda!!!
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Given that they resemble the originals in neither shape, colour, flavour nor texture, the surprise is that anyone would have thought that they might.
Yum!
Orf to me nest.
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Jim … Tunes, or has the piano learning post-it-note gorn missing ?
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Jolene - Spangles
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Kenton - Chocolate Money
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Henwee - an extreeeeemly thick Milk Shake. Aawight ?
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Gideon - Opal Fruits … or Marathon
Jack - Starburst … or Snickers
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…me too, me too! (…can I say that here without being sent to TheNortyStep? (…jarring piano chord!) “…NOBODY wants to be sent to TheNortyStep! …its main weapon is hardness (1550 HB¹), and bum-chilling coldness… etc. etc.” (cont,. on p.94))
¹ - Brinell Scale
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TheNortyStep is my spiritual home. I find it quite comfortable, I have adjusted to it after all these years.
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…communion wine on the rocks (…made wiv 'oly-water!) Cheers! Hic! (…haec hoc! Shut-up, Jimus! - Ed)
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